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Promotional novelty pens put the 'fun' into functional, and are as suited for customer giveaways as they are for your colleagues to use in the office.
Our range of printed novelty pens all have a secret extra function: as well as looking great and writing smoothly, they’re also perfect for generating a little extra awareness for your business with every use.
From the roll-out fun of our Curly Clip Banner Pens to the eco-friendly appeal of the Eco Bamboo Rio Ballpens, Total Merchandise has the perfect novelty pen for your marketing campaign or stationery cupboard - and that’s a promise.
Promotional novelty pens put the 'fun' into functional, and are as suited for customer giveaways as they are for your colleagues to use in the office.
Our range of printed novelty pens all have a secret extra function: as well as looking great and writing smoothly, they’re also perfect for generating a little extra awareness for your business with every use.
From the roll-out fun of our Curly Clip Banner Pens to the eco-friendly appeal of the Eco Bamboo Rio Ballpens, Total Merchandise has the perfect novelty pen for your marketing campaign or stationery cupboard - and that’s a promise.
Our range of quirky and stylish promotional novelty pens will certainly make a talking point! Whether you’re ordering them for use at a corporate conference, to dish out at an exhibition or to pop in goodie bags, they make great promotional giveaway items;
We have a variety of promotional novelty pens that are designed with specific industries or sectors in mind. Take, for example, our best-selling printed Syringe Pen, which makes a great giveaway for those who work in the medical profession, or, alternatively, for patients or clients of private practices who have just had an appointment.
Equally, our branded Screwdriver Pencil Kits are perfect for builders and tradespeople to either use or hand-out to delighted customers (admittedly, yes, they’re pencils - but they’re great for sketching room layouts or floor plans).
Is your target recipient likely to be on the move a lot? If so, the Carabiner Multicolour Pen could prove invaluable, with its clip-on attachment making it ideal for adding on to belt loops or bags.
For products that exude environmental awareness, look no further than our range of eco-friendly pens, which are all largely made from bamboo, the world’s fastest-growing plant. Our Eco Bamboo Rio Ballpens, for example, is part of our hugely popular Curvy Ballpen range and radiates style as well as functionality and a sense of environmental consideration.
As well as being environmentally sound, our range of branded bamboo pens is also economically sensitive, too. If you thought bamboo would cost more, don’t fret; prices begin at as little as 37p per pen for our Bamboo Barrel Ballpens (dependent on order size). Doing your best for environmental awareness and keeping budgets down - that’s a pretty irresistible combination, isn’t it?
Why not explore the full range of plastic pens we supply, including value plastic pens, premium plastic pens, highlighter pens, novelty pens, stylus pens, and pen sets?
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With 13 years of experience in the promotional merchandise industry, Katie speaks with true authority about all matters related to promotional products. Her attention to detail and creative flair ensure that product details, prices, imagery and descriptions are accurate and answer all our customers' questions. Her articles and other product-related content have become truly trusted sources of information and inspiration for anyone deciding on their next promotional product order. In another life, Katie would have been a star Quidditch player.